Trump’s Genius: Unfocus is the new focus!

It came to me in a dream…
Now it’s clear to me that we’ve been looking at Trump the wrong way
He’s not only a narcissistic, racist asshole he is pure genius!
Remember those Magic Eye pictures?
Understanding Trump is a bit like that … You gotta unfocus your mind to see the real truth!
Let me lay it out for you.
Let us start with the southern border wall…
He’s so right, we won't have to pay for it …
When you think about it, it’s so simple!
Here’s the magic of the long political con.

1. Trump behaves so incredibly batshit crazy that the world becomes stunned and confused.

2. Canada gets justifiably frightened and builds a northern border wall to keep US out.

3. After that is done our newly expanded military sneaks up north under the cover of darkness and steals the wall bought and paid for by our Canadian neighbors and moves the whole damn thing down to the southern border.

4. Problem solved!

5. What problem?

6. Does that really matter?

You see how it works now?

You can apply that same unfocused mind effect to all the issues of the Trump Error…
Mass shootings in schools, sure…
Arm & train the teachers and then because they can’t be trusted arm the students and because they can’t be trusted put fences around the schools and hire independent military contractors to keep the lid on.
You may think a building filled with testosterone/ estrogen addled teens and adults suffering group mentality disorder might not be the best environment to insert weaponry.
but your unfocused mind can see no problems with this!
Pure genius!

And now for all those pesky cabinet openings!
Still got your mind unfocused?
Good!
The important thing to remember about filling cabinet positions is to choose people that have spent a considerable amount of time trying to destroy the part of government they will now be in charge of… who could know it better?
So… following that logic … Trump logic here are some of the new nominees for pivotal cabinet vacancies ( or spaces soon to be vacated ) and remember using Trump logic the nominees need not be qualified, sane, alive or even real!

Attorney General… That great American Al Capone
Secretary of Health & Human Services… Dr. Josef Mengele
Secretary of Commerce… C. Montgomery Burns
Secretary of Labor… General Stonewall Jackson
Administrator of the small business administration… Cosmo Spacely

So... see the answer is simple to understand a Trump you gotta think like a Trump so, unfocus your mind and relax!
We have nothing to fear but the coming apocalypse!